Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 32nd Edition

last SG · 2007-03-22T20:28:58+00:00

which is why i bought fiction this time closest thing to real life is a Murakami book about birthdays... going to close and start 33rd now

elindra SG

Maybe
Heck it's easier for me to take the train to KL then to fly man

sbst275 SG

Having kids is no more like an insurance I can say

With the high cost of living, even I personally doubt if they would be able to support themselves not to say supporting me when I grow old Laughing

elindra SG

Yes it is
The headache the gov have now is that alot of married couples think like I do.
You slave for the kids and need to lead a more modest lifestyle instead of all the resturants and holidays and on top of that additional worries and stress and come to the conclusion that they are better off without kids.

sbst275 SG

I dun really like to take KTM train

Rhonda SG

Vegemite is high in Vit B! You might be suffering from a deficiency of it! Twisted Evil

Anyways, the ladies are lining up to fawn over you because you are eloquent mah, can portray yourself well as the poor sick and weak Bear who needs some tender, loving she-Bear to look after him!

And well, that appeals to the motherly nature of most girls, who'll then flock over to your place to leave their marks in your life! Twisted Evil

Elementary, my dear Watson! As some Hokkien saying goes, "If there's no wares to sell, there'll be no sales!"

I know I'm vital in your life - for bringing up your blood pressure!

elindra SG

I mean if they have the bullet train it seems like better for me to take the bullet train

I dun like to take the KTM train either

sbst275 SG

ok got it

But I'm still laughing at that funny tax they're imposing

elindra SG

I can never accept the taste of vegemite Laughing
With butter or not that stuff is vile!!! Evil or Very Mad

Rhonda SG

Laughing

That's sooooo funny!! The protective parent rearing his head to put the blame on you instead!

sbst275 SG

vegemite… Is it the same as Marmite found here?

the Bear SG

poor and sick?? Laughing

nah.. just idiotic and clumsy that caused little injuries that heal up

oh.. would you like to also eat pond scum? it's high in something and they've also packaged it as Spirolina or something...

i dunno how high in Vit B or high in whatever, but those who made it must have been high on drugs Laughing

elindra SG

Kan_i is the super doting parent Laughing
He said wait till I have my kid
He said I have to be motherly since I love dogs and mother my dog when I had one

I said...yeah a dog is cute, furry and doesn't talk back

Rhonda SG

Don't forget beer isn't exactly a healthy drink either. And you can guzzle so much of it in one night, your liver is probably screaming for help... if you pause long enough to hear it, that is! Laughing

the Bear SG

the story behind vegemite is that after brewing beer, they have this gunk that is left behind.. so someone tried to sell the vile stuff to an unsuspecting public.. and they bought it!

Laughing

PT Barnum was right Twisted Evil

sbst275 SG

Guinness stout rules Very Happy

elindra SG

The thing about vegemite is that market it as a health food
How can it be healthy when it is so bloody salty and has MSG

the Bear SG

my liver is indestructable! Twisted Evil

it's as big as a sofabed and harder than a rock

Laughing

sbst275 SG

Now I know what's vegemite Laughing

Rhonda SG

Well, I can occasionally babysit kids and have a swell time, but I don't want to have them around when they're having one of their inconsolable screaming tantrums! Razz I love my peace and quiet, that's why I love cats - easy to keep, clean, and quiet! Laughing

One of my colleagues, who kept a cat after her recent divorce, told me that people who say that cats are aloof must not have kept one before! And it's true! Just like her cat, my Marcus and Suzie and Cody used to tail me around the house, like a dog! Marcus and Cody were cute - I'd call out to them and they'll come running, just like dogs! Laughing

Rhonda SG

That sounds like Liver Cirrhosis / Liver Cancer, actually! Twisted Evil

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